Chav Bomb

On the way to work today, I saw a discarded Burberry make-up bag sat in the middle of the pavement directly opposite a tube exit. If it was any other type of bag, the police would have cordoned off the street and closed the tube station, but since it was Burberry, people just ignored it. The aesthetics of terrorism in action. What if it had been planted by a Chav Separatist movement?