Rod Liddle: a warning from history

Ladies: here's a simple rule of thumb that will help you through your lives: don't sleep with Rod Liddle. Quite why you want to is beyond me. He must have a magnetic personality, although he does a pretty good job of hiding it in his endless tedious columns about his affairs in anyone that'll print it: The Times, The Spectator, GQ. Talking of which, has anyone noticed how GQ has become obssessed with adultery? It's the new thing apparently. No need to feel guilty any more! Some vacuous twats in London do it. Yay! This month they even give us the startling news that women have affairs too!! Fuck people over for 2005, we say.