An explantation, of sorts

Respect Your Elders is dedicated to the knowledge that old folk have got it sussed. Not in the sense that we're going to start posting downloadable knitting patterns or anything; we just mean that the world has quite clearly gone to bollocks now that more and more of us lot are in charge of it.
When they were young'uns, popular culture was something thrilling and exciting and dangerous that they thought might change the world for the better. Nowadays it's boiled down to the bare bones, like a chicken stock you forgot to turn off while the Eastenders Omnibus was on. Want an example? This week's great cultural debate was about whether a cartoon frog with pixellated genitals or a dullard with a child called 'Apple' deserve to be number one in what was once known as the 'pop parade'.
See what we mean? Utter bollocks.

So, this site will be divided between two poles:
(a) the shit stuff we glean from pop culture. Think pixellated amphibian penis
(b) the good stuff. Anything befitting the spirit of the elders, even if it comes from a 16-year-old yout in Hackney

In the meantime, here's the weirdest Japanese fetish we've found this month:

topless former champion Romanian gymnast porn