A note on the design

"What design?" you ask.
"Hahahaha," I reply, a little too maniacally nervous to get away with it.
You see, as you might expect from a tea-drinking, elders-promoting fool with the word 'Battenburg cake' at the top of his website, I'm a bit of a luddite*.
Fortunately, in the year or so since my lame attempts on lazyjournalism.com, the idiot-proof Blogger templates have improved no end, and they've even made it easier to post pictures, which will be adorning this site as soon as I download the thingamyjig.
Please bear with us during these 'construction periods' (let's hope it doesn't take as long as Wembley, eh?). I'll do my utmost to have all sorts of twiddly stuff and links presently, although I should warn you that the last time I had a fiddle with the source code I ended up with black type on a black page.
You will notice, however, that I have already displayed masterey in both 'clicky' links and itallics. Phew. Time for a lie down...

*I'll have you know, mind: I was dancing drunkenly to speed garage the other night like an embarrassing uncle at a wedding